Yesterday after reading Lilu's sexy innuendo fueled comment about last week's 'Sexy Saturday Video', I went crazy trying to list all the sex euphemisms I could think of. I even enlisted (rather forced) my friends to help - I think we made a decent go of it. But I feel like I must at least hit 50 before I'll feel satisfied. So put on your dirty thinking caps and let's finish this list together! I want that comment section filled with filth! The best euphemisms is gonna win a dirty, dirty prize ;)
- King my Castle
- Rock my Boat
- Swim to my Shore
- Blow on my Whistle
- Cream in my Coffee
- Butter my Bread
- Pour some sugar on me
- Float my Boat
- Clean the Pipes
- Swing in my Jungle
- Ride my Pony
- Ring my Bell
- Knocking Boots
- Doing the Bump
- Mattress Mambo
- Horizontal Hokey-Poke with a Hot Beef Injection
- Making Whoopee
- Doing the Deed
- Gettin' her Done
- Putting in Work
- Stuffing the Turkey
- Putting the Pig in the Blanket
- Cushion Pushing
*photo by Heathre
making the 2 backed beast.
ReplyDeletegetting some.
getting lucky.
rock the house.
bow-chicka-bow-wow.
bumpin uglies.
doin the deed.
gettin busy.
goin at it.
horizontal bob or mambo.
hittin skins.
organ grinding.
laying track.
plowing field.
the old heave ho.
play hide the cannoli.
a squeeze and a squirt.
batter dip the corn dog.
taking the skin boat to tuna town.
fill the cream donut.
pour sour cream on the burrito.
and my personnel fav:
take “old one-eye” to the optometrist
Ah, all the good one are taken!
ReplyDeleteStuff my muffin
Eat my sausage
Lick my nuts
Fill my void
Turn my eggs
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Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteMaking Love
Boinking
Sliding Into Home
Making Whoopie
Birds and The Bees
Hide the Love Pump
The Horizantal Love Jig
Beaver Bash
Reproduce
Procreate
Intercourse
Doing It
The Nasty
Getting Your Freak On
Giddy Up
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ahhh man, all the hilarious ones a done and it's too late in the day for me to be creative and funny :) I'm gonna use some of these on my hubby tonight!
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I'm thinking you and the other commenters have covered every possible saying! Funny.
ReplyDeleteHa this is awesome!
ReplyDeleteI know it as
The Horizontal Tango
Going down
Here's some from Van Wilder:
Muff Diving
Smack clam
Munch rug
Dine at a pink taco stand
Park the porpoise
Take it to the car wash
Poonani
Medulla oblongata
Give me some sugar
Go batting
Snake in the Garden
wow never knew there were so many ways to express the want for LOOOVE.
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Damn it! I got here too late to come up with great ones! I'll give it a go anyway...
ReplyDeleteHorizontal hustle
Stuffing the taco
Meat Grinding
Sqatting on it
Four legged frolic
Sexy time
Banana split
Ok...I'm done.
Let me try again,... haha,.. I am desperate for that prize
ReplyDeleteWater my plant
Cook my sausage
Slip and slide
Test my water levels
Release the water
Push and pull
hide and seek
Dip the sausage
Dirty Dancing
Ice the cake
you've got some creative comments here...I learned some new ones
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