Monday, July 13

And The Winner of the Best Sex Euphemism Is...


He's won a copy of "The Guide to Getting It On" By Paul Joannides
One of my favorite thick ole' paperbacks. Let's hope he puts it to good use.

I don't think anyone can deny that his entry rocked the house with filth and creativity:

"making the 2 backed beast.
getting some.
getting lucky.
rock the house.
bumpin uglies.
doin the deed.
gettin busy.
goin at it.
horizontal bob or mambo.
hittin skins.
organ grinding.
laying track.
plowing field.
the old heave ho.
play hide the cannoli.
a squeeze and a squirt.
batter dip the corn dog.
taking the skin boat to tuna town.
fill the cream donut.
pour sour cream on the burrito.

and my personnel fav:
take “old one-eye” to the optometrist"

Congrats! I'll be contacting you for your address.

1 comment:

SkylersDad said...

Whoooo Hooooo! I can now call myself a winner!