He's won a copy of "The Guide to Getting It On" By Paul Joannides
One of my favorite thick ole' paperbacks. Let's hope he puts it to good use.
I don't think anyone can deny that his entry rocked the house with filth and creativity:
"making the 2 backed beast.
rock the house.
doin the deed.
goin at it.
horizontal bob or mambo.
the old heave ho.
play hide the cannoli.
a squeeze and a squirt.
batter dip the corn dog.
taking the skin boat to tuna town.
fill the cream donut.
pour sour cream on the burrito.
and my personnel fav:
take “old one-eye” to the optometrist"
Congrats! I'll be contacting you for your address.